Here is my ever growing list which will be used as part of the work exhibited in Greestone 42
1. In a dark, dark town there was a
2. Dark, dark street
and in the
3. Dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house
4. We’re having fun at the Tiger Club
5. Hit me, hit me, hit me with your rhythm stick
6. This is such a very terrible story
7. Double 8, double 8, double 9 Star glaze
205. All the ingredient of a classic
206. Absolute delightful
207. A very long time ago
208. He needed somewhere safe to go for a while
209. “Well” said Little Bear
210. Isn’t it time he came back down with us?
211. We could build a tower of bricks
212. Lets try bouncing on the bed
213. Welcome home Old Bear
214. It’s nice to have you back
215. It’s nice to be back
216. Little Bears trousers
217. Ill do something different today
218. Trousers don’t disappear
219. I thought they were a pair of hump warmers
220. These are a better – a pair of bobble hats
221. I did use them as sails
222. But they looked too much like trousers
223. Falling through to two-hole bone holder
224. Oh dear, I do feel silly
225. He didn’t have Little Bears trousers on his head
226. You have to put icing on special occasion cakes
227. They’re not icing bags they’re my trousers
228. The day Little Bear lost & found his trousers
229. Nobody will find them there
230. This is such a very terrible story
231. Now, my naughty little sister
232. All the excitement of plum puddings
233. She said he was a horrid old man
234. Cups of tea and biscuits for our mothers
238. At least my dad isn’t nasty to me
239. Go buy yourself a mum
240. My mother, and I, and my naughty little sister
18. Helen we’re walking really fast, “we’re in a car Tash!”
26. Kiki and Sharona
31. I hate you so much right now
47. May angels lead you in
48. I starve, I starve for you
49. I see myself in you my friend, I would break where you would bend
75. The fringe is going up
77. You look like you need these
107. Kurt live in a hut
112. 3 years in a row eating the same meal
113. Katy dressed up as a cowgirl
114. This is where I say I’ve had enough
115. Waiting here with hopes the phone will ring
116. If Chris Carrabba had a girlfriend, his songs would be shit
117. Dave, I made you my husband on the Sims
121. So so so scandalous
122. You put the lime in the coconut?
123. Donna! You’re such a silly sausage
124. If you leave me now,
125. you take away the biggest part of me
126. Buckets!
164. We made a band called OutYou
247. Made a new hotmail account, but chose not to use it
248. I am very concerned
476. It reminded me of when
478. We wrote all over each other in blue pen
478. Lynette’s a fat bitch
488. Do you remember when we stole the penguins?
489. & Falling over in Lynette’s door way
492. I’m a goofy goober yeah
495. Last night I feel asleep in my clothes
496. Tash you crack me up
158. I can’t believe you stood on the cat!
557. Sherry, isn’t my belly screaming to get pierced
558. Lets dress up like massive slag’s
559. Let’s get proper moshed up
574. Prayed to get laid
575. DEAD MAN'S ALLEY
32. Sugar and the sluts
46. The time that we kill keeps us alive
53. Are you Sugartits? My band want to meet you
127. Cock Becky! Do you want some cock?
128. Guinness girls
129. That’s what I remember most about Corp
130. God how embarrassing
131. Do you still wear the leathers?
132. How to make love like a porn star. Excuse me?
133. All that embarrassment for nothing
134. I was gutted
135. Nothing can replace the leathers
136. No he’s a child!
137. If not, there’s loyal Cubes.
138. The land of hope and glory
139. I’m going to get proper shit faced
140. Travis I’m pregnant
141. Once upon a famous Blink line
142. Bring some rave back
143. And glitter, oh the glitter
144. Are you Sugartits from MySpace?
145. Cool Beans
8. All by myself, don’t want to be
9. You’re free the moment you wish to be
10. We don’t live, we just survive
11. Madness carries me home
12. It feels so good, to be gone from my own kind
13. If you have to ask, it’s not a gift
14. Don’t let society change you
15. I’m a filthy sinner
16. You’re so cold, you’re so cold
17. Lordy don’t leave me, all by myself
23. I hate Paul, I’m going to kill Paul
24. Rob you’re a rob
25. Honey, you’re a model
29. If you’ve lost your faith in love and music, the end wont be long
30. We are the legends
34. Jamie, I’m just like you but with a fanny
35. Team work makes the dream work
50. Alex turns 20, we miss Big Brother
51. Looking like an alien
52. I’m honored
54. When I eat my pick ‘n’ mix, I’ll forever think of you
55. Remember at Leeds fest, we got on that 20/20 poison?
56. Perfect for everyday intimate care
57. To me life without you is tea without sugar
58. Yeah poo girl is for real
59. The poison sounds good
60. Getting dumped over this Suicide Girl shit
61. Need a gossip
62. I saw Madness perform on top of a bus
63. Your are officially an old slapper
66. Hey up burger nips
67. Okay, this is an epic plan
68. Pasta, salad cream and cheese
69. I fancy a northern party
70. Bored of bad train, buses & falling over
71. My new room is amazing!
72. Is it a pirate den?
73. Oh you make me so happy
74. I just Google mapped where Belgium is
76. Xxxx
78. I’m a grandma to 4 kittens
79. Europe here we come
80. I need details on your love life
81. What do typical Brussels people look like?
82. Don’t forget your passport
83. I’ll go dark, if you get dreads
84. So what if I were to tell you I was getting married?
85. Would you buy a hat or a shotgun?
86. Is this a joke?
87. So I miss you
88. I do enjoy going through old photographs
89. We look so young, fresh and tanned
92. You aren’t a bad man if I boxed you
93. Lover of love
94. Crazy bitch
95. Girl on the back of the bus got footed
96. In your face homeless person
97. (Not) famous & (not) fearless
98. Big bad boy
99. Follow the pretty pen
100. Oh my god your face!
101. Is this Eastenders?
102. We are the warrior’s yes we are!
103. My strong hand
104. Smell my fingers
105. 2-4-1
106. Booze n fags, you are a nob. X
108. The beast is unleashed
109. Ha. Tongue face
110. The curse of the 6
111. He’s a hoodrat, you get me?
118. Slobbadan
119. I see a smile
120. Samosaa
146. My train is at 05:25; it’s going to be hell!
147. Will you be drinking cheap cider?
148. Of course
149. Hi sexface
150. Hell yeah!
151. The muffin bucket
152. I want a boyfriend like Corey Taylor
153. You look like my Nan
154. I’m going to fucking smack him Tash
155. You going mental at them
156. Glitter Minge
157. Regardless of the tropical storm last night
158. I can’t believe you stood on the cat!
159. I haven’t got a wig! Even worse
160. 3 more sleeps
161. Debating if I can pull of sequin pants
162. Will be getting the good old 44 to yours
163. Back in the day it was the SB4
165. Free for an alcoholic beverage and a chat?
166. Yes!
167. I no longer have yellow chav hair
168. Looking forward to hearing this story
169. Oh love, its from the tattoo
170. Did your parents take the dog on holiday?
171. Wear what you feel most comfortable in
172. Try not to let this stress you out too much
173. Good times last night love,
174. Andrew Stone is a god
175. I’m not hung over, just sleepy
176. Do you remember neon raver?
177. Tits out Tuesday
178. My concentration camp dream will forever haunt me
179. I realised, I looked a Topshop girl
180. I feel sick inside, I needed to tell you
181. Yuck! What were you thinking?
182. Tuesday sounds delicious
183. Should we make the effort not to shout and abuse people?
184. Gash that has made me smile
185. We will remain calm
186. I apologies for calling you “scene” last week
187. You swine
188. First and last time I’ve ever been called scene
189. First time for everything
190. My boyfriend is so cool, he has BRMC on his iPod
235. Would you like some Pavlova?
236. No thank you I’m a vegetarian
237. As if you threw a coin at my face
241. Don’t eat for a day and buy this
242. Stop falling asleep Tash
243. A lot of this is about communication
244. Don’t knock it, till you’ve chai’ed it
245. Homalongadingdong
246. Brown and beefy
249. How long are cats pregnant for?
250. Is his head turning red?
251. Boob job; my big decision
252. I did a shit on your mum
253. To the brain
254. You shall not pass
255. I have boobache and my heart is racing
256. When I get swine flu, I’ll sneeze on you
257. I’m going to throw a pancake on your face
258. You’re a twat, you’re a twat
259. I’m ringing about my daughter
260. Bloody stroll on
261. Brew? Brew!
262. Be nice to young sister H
263. Rubs fingers together
264. I love meat
265. You perverted child
266. This is the good stuff
267. I saw Mario world
268. Shacka-lacka-lacka-boom-boom
269. I like to boogie
270. Binge drinking; my big decision
271. Trying to find out whether Gaga’s a man
272. She may have a tiny todge
274. Butt scratcher
275. I am going to put the cat in my bin later
276. That’s a scary mask bro
277. I have been sick 5 times
278. On your bed
279. Sorry
280. I feel like death
281. Death warmed up?
282. I’m back at school tomorrow?
283. That’s my day, then party
284. Are we getting on it?
285. A bit kinky eh?
286. That’s not very Clockwork Orange
287. Sarah Barnes is dead!
288. Double celebrations tomorrow
289. P.s ill bring up food
290. I’m his ho, and I’ll remain hoochi fierce
291. I insist you try this beast out
292. Your fake tan reeks of biscuits
293. Paul? Sorry pool? Pearl?
294. No! Pole
295. Gutted there was no singing from Don Dons
296. What you never see your child?
297. That’s the beauty of the iPhone
298. Booooom!
299. Oh my god! I am dying
300. She fell up the hill, not down
301. Only mother
302. P.s look at me now
303. Talk to me like that again and ill snap ya neck
304. This is what I would say, if I were
305. Jackie McQueen
306. She’s badass
307. Seriously Tash he loves the fish!
308. I’m going to get a “you go Glen Coco” t-shirt
309. Dad told Sam to set his nipples on fire
310. So he did
311. Dad stands there and laughs
312. I need to watch Lost
313. I’ve looked into the eyes of this island
314. And what I saw, was beautiful
315. Don’t ever tell me what I can’t do
316. Ever!
317. Cupcakes nips are huge!
318. Birthday
319. You’re all just jealous kebab jelly muffin tops
320. Serious head butt wars with the cat
321. Mr. love man, Shaba!
322. The kittens are wearing t-shirts now
323. That cheeky bald man
324. There is an advert on how to make scotched eggs
325. You’re out gothing me
326. What’s that? You fancy Ben Mitchell?
327. I hear you like your bum being scratched lassie
328. What have I turned dad into?
329. I only watch Hollyoaks now for Brendan
330. I’m so so bored
332. This sounds like the best idea you’ve ever had
333. I have wine too! Your chips and salad were the best
334. Mistaker to maker
335. I always sing like an angry German
336. Oh kanaydapops
337. Love how the cat is treated like a child
338. Get down cat!
339. Dad couldn’t take the head butting anymore
340. You are a weird on aren’t you cat
341. Not now master
342. I love K, but not his dribbling
343. Has dad been keeping up to date ANTM?
344. I am currently laughing like a loser
345. I’m back on the coffee diet again
346. Any luck it will be pointy chin
347. I’m currently laughing at her ridiculous hair
348. The fire fighter was Mike Barnes
349. Fit dad
350. Biggest babes of all babes
351. Christina Aguilera
352. I can’t hold my excitement
353. I need to have a wee
354. A cream cake
355. Or a cigarette or something
356. I love the woman and her salt story
357. My bed is once again collapsing
358. Being up since 5am is kicking in
359. I feel asleep during an artist talk
360. Oo aye yeah! Always love free bras
361. And what I saw, was a bald man
362. Jojo got a date
363. The kids in Skins are necking vodka
364. They’re so cool
365. Ugly Bowie! What a babe
366. Dad threw that away
367. Mike stop being a fun sponge
368. How’s your winky wally?
369. Fabulous! How’s you wonky willy?
370. Coffee granules give you a firm bottom
371. Is this according to Jenny Frost?
372. Lady Gogo was pure embarrassment
373. Jaymo mayte
374. Show me your treasure trail
375. Fancy a bum?
376. I want food you nob
377. Stop eating me!
378. You look like a banjo
379. I actually hate you
380. Did you just fart?
381. Are you terrorizing my friends?
382. Elton John has asked Gaga to be the godmother
383. Are you hotter then your daughter?
384. What was the random fact I was goggling today?
385. Whose ashes are in the Ashes cup
386. I’m quite relived it isn’t a person
387. I know how much you love a good deep filling
388. I love being deep filled
389. Asian beef?
390. I have a confession to make
391. I took a poo on your poussin
392. Pink fat pussy
393. Black slim pussy
394. We need to get our free custard creams
395. I’m excited
396. With a capital E
397. So I need a faker tanner for Friday
398. Mostly covering my Beyonce bum
399. My ass
400. I thoroughly enjoyed waking up to your comment
401. When you munch on your bacon do you think of me?
402. You’re so gangster babe
403. Does this mean you’re my slave now?
404. When I’m on the toilet I think of you
405. You have good tits
406. Bad boy boot lick
407. What time are we doing this paperwork?
408. Selling our souls to the devil n that
409. Do you want to see my Russian?
410. Stay strong honey T
411. It’s fully of dippy lasses
412. Any fitty McFits today?
413. I just trumped
414. It smelt so badly of frosty jacks
415. Show me your teeth
416. Love ya bitch
417. Long, pink, perfect, its dickalicious
418. My favorite bit is the bake well part
419. I think I have fallen in love with Cupcake
420. I love you
421. You have please me in everyway with that picture
422. Sarah Barnes, pure hate on my half too
423. I totally forgot about the May/They drama
424. Don’t steal my cat
425. It was a super death too
426. You’ll never have to see her horse face again
427. That Lydia is a freak! I hope she dies too
428. If her parents had drowned
429. I would be the happiest man alive
430. My arse is not a canvas
431. I’m sorry, are you from the past?
432. Live together, die alone
433. My ear is getting hot
434. 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
435. I bet he declares war on something
436. I’m declaring war
437. Nathan now tell me
438. Oh Kieran
439. Get out of my face!
440. I’m going to pretend my name is Jenny Creek
441. I’m working at Lincoln Windmill
442. I am Mrs. Creek
443. Take the dream and hold it with pride
444. How many cheese puffs can you fit in your mouth?
445. I’ve managed 15!
446. A new shiny episode of Jonathan Creek
447. I have knowledge on how to make a bake well tart
448. Believe what you’re reading
449. Ring! Ring!
450. Answer your phone motherfucker
451. I went to this party the other day
452. And someone came over and stole my sandwich
453. He just stole it! Ming troll!
454. We can get us three witches back together
455. When we were at Helens we need to ring Kieran for
456. DDDOOOWWWNNLLOOAADD 2010
457. I’ve always wanted to live in the countryside
458. The new IKEA advert, get it going
459. You’ll love me
460. Yes, yes & yes my little cherry bake well
461. Oh god he’s got us They
462. Six post vans
463. Apparently Jesus lady is dead
464. My grandma and your grandma sitting round a fire
465. My grandma told your grandma to set her hair on fire
466. About when we used to jump in the lakes
467. Turn off the light
468. Spooning you was a dream
469. Hit me up when you get back
470. You must be massively excited for Belgium
471. I want to see you
472. I love you lots
473. Did you enjoy it? I got brutalized
474. Kate just tried to feed me watermelon
475. I was cleaning hair dye off my shower
479. Honey pie how tall are you?
480. Can I plat your armpit hair?
481. Could you make me a copy of the big pimp’in cd?
482. To make me feel youthful again
483. We were in bed, being all gay and girly
484. I’m in Lincoln on the 21st, want to snog?
485. P.s did you get your Smarties?
486. Ill make you a Christmas cod of pure evil
487. I don’t know why it was so hilarious, but it was
490. Helen you look so beautiful
491. No one would believe you wash your hair with soap
493. I want her
494. I want you more though
497. You must CFS big time
498. Chilly face syndrome
499. I have become a fan of you
500. We all love Shaun Hall
501. You didn’t miss much
502. In future text me sexy things
503. What a fine looking lass
504. Kelly green
579. Is this a piece of your brain, Mrs. Richardson?
19. I’m going to explode
20. It’s convent to forget things sometimes
21. Happiness is only real when shared
22. Make a decision and just go for it
27. Megan’s a fat bitch
28. Yeah it happened to my mice
33. Everyone feels like you
36. Do not attempt perfection
37. Do not waste time
38. We don’t serve your type; leave now or I’ll call the serif
39. I built you a home in my heart; it decayed right from the start
40. With all your lies, you’re still very loveable
41. I am a bored bear
42. Good winter, lost love
43. I dress to kill, but tastefully
44. I’ve been a little bit in love with you, since always
45. God I’m young to fade away
64. I’ve got tights older then you love
65. My face needs feeding
90. He regrets not
91. Of course I miss you; it’s all I do
191. Like a scratch across the lens
192. Make everything look wrong from anywhere we stood
193. White tights are the actual devil
194. Trouble maker
195. Some people are okay
196. Even without light I could see that we would fail
197. Bored of this
198. There is nothing I want to do less right now
199. mewithYou > anything else I listen to
200. Leather trouser are so impractical
201. Do what you want
202. We shall never part
203. Chasing wolves
204. Time is running out
273. You’re incredible
331. Fight war, not wars. Destroy power, not people
505. Mate, can we go to war?
506. It sounds like a right laugh
507. Everyone has a weakness
508. Away, away, says hate
509. Two kinds of happiness
510. If I get old fashioned
511. Will you get old fashioned with me?
512. Sometimes I really miss my old life
513. I try to discover, a little something to make me sweeter
514. 22 years on, I still don’t get myself
515. Every passing moment is another chance to turn it around
516. I’m so sick of being freezing all the time
517. Some things never get easier
518. Getting old friendship back is the best
519. Americans won’t be something worth seeing
520. You are the only exception
521. I could people watch for hours
522. I’ve only ever loved myself
523. But I’ve loved myself so well
524. People can be such jerks
525. Clock watching has taken over my life
526. I’m working on my faults and cracks
527. Start a fight, to prove you’re alive
528. Would you really rush out for me now?
529. You’re the reason I can not forget this season
530. I am okay with being unimpressive
531. I sleep better
532. Being a nice person is overrated
533. You are my dream
534. Last summers playlist
535. Lights out for this light weight
536. Looks, its beautiful
537. White wine – get in my mouth now
538. I couldn’t
539. Oh but you could
540. Here comes the feeling you thought you had forgotten
541. Discussing funeral songs
542. I went with Bon Iver – Wolves
543. I’m not sleeping and I don’t care
544. I drink somewhere between 5 & 20 cups of tea a day
545. Who ever reads this?
546. I can’t believe how not sick I am of you
547. The cat misses you more
548. Feel free to kidnap me
549. I wonder if I’ll ever out grown these sleepless nights
550. The longest day of my life
551. I’m going to start writing again
552. The past was just practice
553. Your love with stay safe with me
554. I need a break from everything
555. This too shall pass
556. The light has gone out of my life
557. Sherry, isn’t my belly screaming to get pierced
558. Lets dress up like massive slag’s
559. Let’s get proper moshed up
560. You brought me here, now take me home
561. Things don't have to be extraordinary to be beautiful,
562. Even the ordinary can be beautiful.
563. I have no regrets for the past is behind me
564. I can't rely on a dime a day love that don't go anywhere
565. Life isn't like this
566. Yet they will not take the initiative to change their situation
567. I really miss my life in Sheffield
568. I really want to see you
568. I've got nothing, to gain, to lose
569. I don't see, anymore, I don't hear, anymore, I don't speak, anymore
570. Too late to die young
571. You're never going to please everyone, so why care?
572. I died too
573. You said you were leaving, I’m moving on
576. And the time rewinds to the end of May
577. I wish we'd never met then met today
578. I'm working on erasing you
580. it's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees